Friday, June 8, 2012

first to the left, then to the right, this old mill grinds day and night.









Paul Shaffer: Hi Paul. I got it dude. And it feels good! Felicia looks nice behind a cerise LP Junior.
Groovy.
Hi Dave. We used to get drunk and go fighting but that was a long time ago!
I was never allowed to do the bizzo. The guys knew If I got hurt then I would be back.
I dont miss it.
Barack Obama.
Hi Boss. According to the wireless here MItt is raising more money than you. Cream the Jerk will ya.
Ask him how many people lost their jobs when he re-structured their company?
Michelle Obama: It aint easy being green.
Ask Kermit.
I helped save a rain forest once.
It cost me everything.
sanity.
family.
the lot.
The tomatoes that I grew on top of the possum carcasses were the best I ever tasted.
Anyway duydes feaST ON THE HEAVY METAL.
Think of all those solvents and heavy metals leaching into the groundwater just to make a machine to haul ass.
I suppose it was necessary to beat down the criminal politics of the 1900's but its all over now.
Let the drones do the work.
Smashed Em Bro.







Thursday, June 7, 2012

heavy metal thunder: and the sound you are hearing is only th enoise of the low spark of high heeled boys.








Town today. Very cold. I rugged up so I could busk but it was slow and deadly.
Back home now in some warmth.
Having a bit of luck with the books lately. ONe very good encyclopedia of avaiation (octopus), a Don Martin album and today a song folio with 250 tunes from here there and everywhere including the traffic song in the head.
Dont think I'll actually learn it but I might put it on the stand and run through the changes for some fun.
Saw Karl over there with his funny old hair today. He just got back from N'awlins an Nashville you'all.
He said he had a good time.
Woo hoo.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Sanity Breaks out in New York


Legend Of A Mind










news today is that New YOrk State prepares a bill to reduce possession of small amounts of  maryjewanna from a crimininal misdemeanour to a violation. i.e. a token fine.
apart from that not much.
Waignawa River in fresh and heavy drizzle but not excessivelly cold.
Fashion Tips.
Felicia Collins.
Gotta use the whole moniker so that the search engine picks it up but hey babe stick with a curvy strat.
Tele's too lumpy if ya know what I mean.
Maybe a Jackson Explorer?
Sid looked cool yesterday with a 335 but he looks better with a strat too.
picked up a nice Don Martin annual today and an encylopedia of avaiation.
cheap and good piccies.
Yesterday got some James Lee Burke and Scarpetta from the library but she gives me a pain and I have decided that I really like JB's short stories but I cant concentrate on the novels any more.
All that body count seems to have become tiresome.
Looking out the window and its getting bleaker and bleaker.
Sorting through all the bumf I got from Ultimate Guitar Tabs and have decided to learn Cumberland MIne by the Grateful Dead off Wortkingmans Dead.
I need some catchy stuff to rock out when I'm busking and that might be it.
Am working on Handbags and Gladrags too but I dont know if I will ever finish it to performance standard.
A b it cheesy but schicks seem to like it.
I prefer Elvira myself. tee hee.

Monday, June 4, 2012

samsung galaxy keep in touch











Funny old day today.
The bad weather is rolling up from the southern ocean and looks like it will hit tonight.
IN the meantime its mild if not warm. A lovely late autumn day.
funny stuff in the paper. Karl going on about air travel. He is right, there is no glamour.
Its just like ww1. industrial movement for noo noo heads.
Like we on the road to nowhere..hahahahahahaha.
and Kiwis are the most travelled people people in the world.
They just running away from themselves. New Zealand is beset with infantilism. It oozes from every pore. A state of arrested development in an adult characterised by retention of infantile mentality. I just been to makkoo peekoo. I never heard of it before this sheila at the travel office told me all about it and hey do ya wanna see my pictures.
An I gotta hardly davison an a leaf blower too.
wanna see my chainsaw?
I just chopped down a tree.
I didnt like the way it looked at me.
bah humbug. Look at the piccies of Everest base camp in the rag on saturday. The whole place is just one big garbage dump where idiots go to live their destiny. I digress. New Zealanders think if they say something then it is true or it will happen just because they said it.
somehow the people here have lost touch with reality. All they know is what they see on the teevee and thats it.. Sad really They think they are stratocasters when they are just gruggets!
And for the record I dont believe John Kirwan knows anything about depression. Just because you scored a try in the 1987 world cup does not make you an expert on mental health and all the idiots surrounding you saying you do does not make it true but thats the kiwi way. If we say it is true then it is true.
this is the country where the politicians are prepared to wreck the education system to pay off their patronage and the whole thing is rubbish. Ya get that.youtubing it while I'm doing this.Legend of a mind by the moody blues is so cool and 2,000 light years from home aint too shabby either.The kidzz of today seem to like it tooooo?

Friday, June 1, 2012

the altar song: RIP Doc Watson



Thanks for everything Doc.
You taught the whole world a lesson about music.
If ya see Jimi or Elvis ask them to send money back!

time to rock and roll...









a wop bop a loo bop a lop bam boom!
tutti frutti

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