the yokels have won...

 Sometimes this place really stinks of shit but you get used to it after a while.

Next door have just installed a new 6 bed wing.

hmmmm.

now even  6 more beds is a lot of waste include the human product and the associated high tech disposable nappies.

 a shit load.

now every time it breaks down the intrepid rustic savant pictured above calls in the service people to reset it. 

I bet that costs a shitload for every call out

but every time it is reset the guy tells him how to do it for himself but no he either cannot understand any instructions whatsoever.

and I heard him say distinctly that the place needed a couple of handy young blokes to knock it into shape and keep the place running smoothly. 

or maybe he just likes using up the budget.

both I suspect.

so it is shit for brtains or dementia?

anyway the present management are a bunch of amateurs who have secured a "position" to take them through to retirement.