Tuesday, January 8, 2013

that's all right now mama...

Hi Kimmie.
Been practising Willing till my elbow got sore and I had to stop.
I do it without the slide but I got it down pretty slick.
IN the key of G
Linda Ronstadt does it in E.
expensive wino Waddy Wachtel plays that solo.
Two really cool rundowns.
one in the verse and one in the chorus and you need to gotto give it a real quick flick at the turnaround.
Just got Sailin' Shoes off Ultimate guitar tabs and I think I will give that a go toooooo!
hehehe.
Lowell George plays guest slide on Roll Um Easy on Prisoner In Disguise.
I miss him.
See my friends....way across the river.
memo to mark reason.
ya gotta unnerstan' mark that during the nineties new zeland was subject to the ministrations of lazy school teachers who completely fell for the post modernist bullshit line that only your own truths count.
one of those neat circular arguments that cant be refuted by anyone unskilled in dialectic.
furthermore, the arrival of remotes (flick) auto trannies (flick) cell phones (flick) meant that the yoof could just give anything the flick whatever.
along with the labour government in the first years of the new millenium who allowed if not encouraged morons to take the mufflers off their cars and drown out anything they didn't like and now we have a nation of petulant, truculent arrogant jerks who think that their own thoughts are facts.
its the real thing man!
listening to Elvis.
EU pressing of 50 of his earliest tracks.
real gone.
they pump it out.
Elvis was an artist.
He worked almost all of the time.
cut a mountain of stuff.

Monday, January 7, 2013

tutti frutti, I wanna awwwww rutti.....

funny old day today.
westerly gales keeping the temperature down but pretty windy out there...
Went to the Family Store this a.m. and scored Rolled Gold, Masterpieces (Bob Dylan) and the Best of Neil YOung.
coooooooool huh?
got the account for my plastic in the mail today so I might just have enough to max out on Star Trek IV and Masters of the Universe.
Along with Tron two of the greatest movies ever made.
Thats right.
The others are:
Tron
The Wild Bunch
The Fifth Element
Hombre
First Blood
and a select few others!

Elvis' birthday today.
I loved his music qua music and I dug him.
It Was very unfortunate that he was captured by a reptile.
hmmmmmmmmm.
Front Page News on the Dompost today is the number of petty people locked up for petty crimes, mainly cannabis.
Politics is a game of numbers and its about time the media lived up to its responsibility and instead of treating cannabis as some demon drug delivered straight from hell, categorised it for what it is.
a substance mainly used by the lower classes and musicians.
Time to tell the plastic people of the universe to pull their bloody heads in!


read the Blue Arena last night in bed.
first class memoir of the air war in WWII.
spurdle was a classic kiwi joker looking for adventure and he found it.
over the course of the war he matured into manhood and developed the facility to make judgements about other men and their qualities.
It is a fascinating study of the small mindedness of Kiwis in charge and abusing authority and keeping their underpants too tight.
And an amusing story of someone being "shot down" while flying a Link Trainer
very funny.
a must for those who study courage and adversity.

Sunday, January 6, 2013

speshully slected for noo zillun conditions...

Hardlee Davison Fathead

try the new hardlee davsion speshully created for nz conditions:
low iq
total infantilsation
too early potty training
fat headedness
advanced drongoness
99% moron proof!

erkkkkkk!

Carterton
This Train Stops at Tucumcari!

Dompost this morning.
Wellington Centralisers shoot themselves in the foot.
No invites for Wairarapa Mayors to the convocation.
Looks like Wellington has spat the dummy already.
We go our own way without the grabbers getting their hands on something that does not belong to them.
We aint just here to be a feather in someone elses cap.
dig?

Friday, January 4, 2013

get em while they are hot...

bye bye trees and animals.
hello cars and motorbikes.
anyway.
listened to Otago Beat Auckland at 20/20 lasxtnight.
The commentator started to talk about Jimi Hendrixs great song, "If 6 was 9" and Dion Nash called him a Hipster, like hep man but before he could explicate the game took over again.
I listened to the very end but he didnt give his name?
doh.
I like aged hipsters.
some people might wonder about how I can have Omar Bradley and Cream on the same page but hey thats the rich tapestry of life.
innit?
next post will be my 1,000th  and it will be a Sunday so I cant access the computer at the library for piccies but I do want to say something about astronomy???????
Most people in New Zealand think they are stars but in all reality they are just gas giants who never acquired enough mass to begin fusion and start radiating and will always remain giant bubbles of hot air.
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
and stop playing with it.
You will never be creative either!

so long maryanne....

hah it has taken me over 15 minutes to get these piccies on here!
modernity strikes!
its ev erywhere...
you cant escape it.
cuzzy came round yesterday.
a living proof of the old adage, " a
fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer".
He thinks I think everyone is agin me.
noooooooooo!
I think that everyone in this age of modernity sees every newcomer as a fleeceee and if you have very little then your desire for goods is identical to theirs such that you fall for it every time.
soweeeee.

Thursday, January 3, 2013

counterfeit culture.....poof!

Hi Folks.
tried to read the animal books from the library and the larousse enclyclopedia I scored from the family shop for not much.
It was all about vanishing habitat and my soul started to shrivel so I had to put them down.
something has happened to the picture downloader and I cant get todays piccies on.
dammnation.
I had some beauty's.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

over the counter-culture...









kilroy was here!
The consensus is that the world has been advertising agencied into believing that everybody is a star.
nooooooo.
only stars.
Memo to Holland.
Watch out for the plastic people of the universe who want to deny the whole history of the Netherlands and are now trying to shoehorn everyone in Holland into a neat MacHolland shoebox and remove any last vestige of individuality and independence so that everyone looks like a plastic f*c*book fake.
Memo to the Pope.
the people at large in the world today are adventitious to capitalism.
they didnt create it.
Memo to the Archbishop of Canterbury.
Read Jurgen Habermass!
without christianity we would all be subject to oriental despotism and rule of the whim.
Do some study for Christs sake instead of relying on tired old outworn eighteenth century versions of Chrisitianity.
Without Christianity we are doomed but the plastic people of the universe want to turn it into a self serving commercial apparatus.
Hey look what God gave meeeeeeee!
yeah right.
memo to Peter Jackson
complexity for its own sake leads to redundancy and implosive collapse.
time for you to make some movies with real stories and real people.

now for something completely different...