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Nice sunny day today.
I have one orange pansy springing up in the flower bed.
Cuzzy kev dumped a bag of sheep shit in it about three months ago so it should go like a flaming rocket.
onwards and upwards.
Had to laugh all day yesterday about Michael Laws and Alasdair Thompson from the employers federation.
Dont piss the sheilas off Alasdair.
As laws points out they will try to define you completely out of existence.
The one thing women cannot abide is when you tell them the truth.
High supply, short demand.
They all think they are living in womens weeklyland, a country fit for jan prestons, and that the world is always going to spin this way when it is patently on the way out.
So did you hear the one about the guy with a 2, 1/2 inch penis.
He took this sheila to bed and when she saw it she said to him, "who do you think you are going to satisfy with that"?
"Me", he said.
I have one orange pansy springing up in the flower bed.
Cuzzy kev dumped a bag of sheep shit in it about three months ago so it should go like a flaming rocket.
onwards and upwards.
Had to laugh all day yesterday about Michael Laws and Alasdair Thompson from the employers federation.
Dont piss the sheilas off Alasdair.
As laws points out they will try to define you completely out of existence.
The one thing women cannot abide is when you tell them the truth.
High supply, short demand.
They all think they are living in womens weeklyland, a country fit for jan prestons, and that the world is always going to spin this way when it is patently on the way out.
So did you hear the one about the guy with a 2, 1/2 inch penis.
He took this sheila to bed and when she saw it she said to him, "who do you think you are going to satisfy with that"?
"Me", he said.
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