mystery tree murders in Carterton.

chestnut tree bites the dust in Victoria Street
Complaints came in...
farewell.

See What has happened in New Zealand is that  nobody can plant trees anymore.
All they can do is cut them down.
Having a chainsaw is the equivalent of having a big swinging dick.
If thine tree offends then pluck it out!
Time for the ignoramusses to get their asses into gear and start tree planting programmes in all spare land and make sure there are plenty of pecans, chestnuts and oaks.
You know.
trees that are useful.