I am not...

I am not a lion.
I am not a rotary.
I am not a jaycee.
I dont belong to the heart foundation or Canteen.
I am not a St John
I do not play rugby, sevens, soccer or tiddlywinks.
I dont kiss arse.
but I do want a scooter so I can get to the shop to buy my daily suppplies.
I fail to see why I need to answer questions about what organisations I belong to  before I can get one.
I fail to see why I have to follow my CASE on the internet.
I just want the bloody cart so I dont die of fucking hunger.
I am sick of local capons skiting to me about theirs and then they park them up and never use them.