what a difference a hat makes...

lady in Vinnies insisited I buy this hat.
Thought it was a pork pie hat but it aint.
going to have to find out what it actually is.
 I call it a mortimer hat because that tv detective used to wear one.
anyway I was a baseball cap guy and now I am something different.
some people just don trecognise me now?
others think I am a snob because I have gone up in the world???
my friends just say it looks dressy.