i hate rock and roll...

 I hate Rock and Roll.

I hate playing in a band,

Nobody got no rythim,

Guitarist got no licks,

Stupid fucking drummer,

Always drops his sticks,

Bass player looks like me grannie,

Legs a kimbo, think he's a trannie,

Singer fucked me girlfriend,

Hope he gets the crabs,

Gives me the screaming ab dabs,

I hate playing in a band,

These guys give me the shits,

All so fucking perfect,

But where are the hits?

Nice back up singers,

Great arses, nice tits.

I hate playing in a band.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

thanks to john topham