Monday, December 17, 2012

going home rolling home down to gasoline alley where I belong

congrats to the natty govt.
raising the tax on juice is a courageous move.
all the fatheads who measure themselves by their petrol consumption will be pissed off.
well now they wil lbe free to stay home.
do something instead of driving round like gormless noo noo heads.
now all natty has to do is give councils power to raise money to erect low cost housing and they will go down in histroy as having done something..

three wise men...and the return of the son of monster magnet.








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Have to say something about christianity.
I got a free view box to get a better view of David Letterman and the Broadway Syncopators but I dont seem to know how to make it do anything so I have to take what it serves up.
There is a christian channel "fairlight" but basically its just rubbish.
nothing about Jesus but lots of nonsensical stuff about science and creationism.
Just a full time attempt to frighten people in a nasty sort of way.
Well Chrisitianity and a belief in God is always about faith so lets hear some more about charity and giving instead of how if you believe in creationism then God will get you a new car.
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Sunday, December 16, 2012

memo to hooton...& other chestnuts






Those were the days my friend we thought they'd never end.
we'd live forever anda day.
noooooo.
it all turned to crap somewhere around the invention of the microprocessor.
now everybody has everything exept nous.
the more ya get the more dissatrisfied people become.
wrap it up and throw it away.
how can you really have fun if it takes all weekend to get a flight somewhere in Europe and back.
how does ity feel to be one of the beautiful people indeed.
hey baby you're a rich man too.
stayed home to listen to hooton and williams disect the political year on 9-noon.
hooton: the year was shambolic, unstructured and no theme.
williams: shearer will be leader
memo to hooton. if you want a theme then you should hire an ad agency!
hahahahahahahaha.
like New Zeland 100 pure shambles.
com ehere and experience the lunacy.
its everywhere.
and nationals green paper on child poverty.
the local member (flaccid is his middle name) has three half hour meetings advertised for a major policy.
bully bully.
ya get that.
apart from that it is all anticyclonic gloom.
yep.
come back from a walk to the supermarket to get some tea and noticed that the chestnut tree so horribly slaughtered in its prime is sending out a veritABLE FOREST OF SHOOTS.
if I knew enough I would find out how to cut them off and pot them up.
they are more prolific than I thought.
the fruits are edible and many local chinese people scoop them up when they are ready.
perhaps a new local industry.
nah. if it was possible somebody else would have already done it by now.
WOULDNT THEY?
what the fuck would you know about anything?
I hear on afternoons with Jim Mora that the local auckland rag is shooting for a population of 12,000,000 asap.
yeah right.
all they care about is circulation and reatail sales and anything else as far as quality of life and generating industry is totally off the radar.
they wouldn't really know what making things is all about but there ya go.
more is better.
right?
if things dont work out then the local rednecks will have someone else to bash up.

Friday, December 14, 2012

saturday night at the movies....







dompost this morning.
item on retirement commissioner.
its all about money.
q. what should 14 year olds be doing.
a. start saving for their retirement.  
Sean Plunket.
the prank call was not humour.
the media has been taken over by young vibrant idiots.
they think they are funny but they aren't really.
just demented juveniles with ADD and an overweening sense of their own importance and magical omnipotence.
 fleas really.
op-ed
tracy watkins and vernon small.
you didnt mention cannabis legalisation.
its time is now.
forget about the would be christians and their simplified morality for macpeople.
time for some real leadership.
If john key is going to do anything for his legacy then this is the issue. 
this country is full of snobs and sooners.
the problem with this is they hog everything that is foul and despise anything that is fair.
they wanna see a truck pull up and take away their rubbish rather than dig a hole and recycle waste.
oh and go to cashew pikku on their hardlee davisons tooooo.....
as soon as fonterra is sold off to the "company" and the peasants realise what has happened to their individuality and autonomy the better. 
this week have read "Echo Park" b y Michael Connolly and am getting into "The Forgotten"  by David Baldacci.
Both of them start off with long discourses involving pumped barely up educated  functionaries exceeding their powers and doing their best to make everyone else look small and defeated.
Thats the way they do it in that democracy here it is even worse.you might have employed someone who brushes their teeth everymorning and pulls their underpants up tight but when they have some power granted to them by the stte they seem to want to trip you up and fuck you up just for the hell of it.
or more to th epoint to get one back at those who have more mental equipment.
talking to a young Maori boy the other day and we got onto the state of the world and I mentioned New Zealand being filled with scared frightened people and his contribution was, "and nasty ones too".
wherever you look it aint good.
the scared ones wont take a chance and they nasties just ride roughshod.
anyway.
got a good book of quotes from the Library this a.m.
how about this one from John Connally, ex governor of Texas. 
George Bush: all hat and no cattle.
nearly fell off the floor
later...
listening to TRIO with Dolly Parton, Emmy LOu Harris and Linda Ronstadt.
Linda is the Queen Bee.
hehehehehehe.
and
think about the Colin Pugh Sportsbowl in Masterton.
Its now the Pelorus Trust (?) all Weather Track.
of course the vandals got in and tore it up with their motobikees.
real tough guys.
anyway the Masterton District Councils response was to put a frigging great fence right down one of the towns most hisrotiric walkways.
I refuse to beleive that that is the best they can do.
they are just corporate vandals.
Tear the damm thing down think about it and start again.
plonkers.
and the Wairarapa Times Age doesn't come off too well in all this.
their reporters are always too busy doing the sidewalk warrior bit outside the Cafe to actually take a walk.
A WAlk?
What the fuck is that?
Thats what poor people do.
and Pathways.
the quango supposedly who know everything there is to know about alchoholism.
well my friends alchoholics get a bad press in New Zealand. It takes the heat off the rest of them. anyway to get around this the powers that be (THEY) always shoulder tap upper class (larffffs,) semi nobbs) to fill positions that become vacant in the upper echelons  of qunagodom.
they are never advertised.
the one they got now is a hair and teeth job with plenty of money already (inherited) and now "the job"!
i.e. $260,000 a year plus a $60,000 car and gas card..
and he thinks he is a psychiatrist.
yeah right. I guess he thinks he's smart because when he goes to the PRIVATE AA meetings all the dreggies tell him how wonderful he is.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

play that funky music white boy...


play that funky music right!!!!

see my friends...





I haven't seen anything in the last twenty years that comes within a jot of anyone of the above.
the rest are just spoonfed/bottlefed wannabees.
hahahahahahahahahaha.
only your own truths count.
see what youall think in thirty years time.
off to machew pekoo then on ya hardlee davsion.
brrrrrm brrrrm.
and.
they.
you know who they are dont you!
pulled down a huundred year old brick fence in MASTERTON last week.

the sehila from the council said it was an earthquake risk.
who for?
midgets.
 its been up for over a hundred years.
oh I forgot.
they needed it for a carpark.
A fucking CARPARK.
why dont they walk to work.

xmas reads

now for something completely different...