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once upon a time the European powers called a certain country who I wont name here the "sick man of Europe".
now new Zealand has taken over that mantle for the whole world.
something has gone very wrong with the people here.
the whole country has become externally referenced. i.e. if I have a big car then I ama big guy.
everybody must have at least one machine that makes enough noise to piss of their neighbours.
everyone cant wait to go somewhere in a jet and gawp at others then come back and show everyone else the piccies.
I cant forget the bio of RAF hero Johnny Checketts who came back to New Zealand during the war then when he was due to return to the theatre of operations some egg pulled his orders because they thought he had enough glory.
that's new Zealand all over.
I listen to a linguist on the wireless yesterday morning retailing all this drivel about culture and psychology that was just plain wrong but because it fitted the persons weltanschaung then it went into the believe this garbage basket because I said so.
Hey look I'm not only a linguist but I'm an anthropologist and psychologist as well. Shit you may as well say I know everything.
And why don't you say something about the use of interrogatives. The whole country has become common. hasn't it.
Your thesis was that kiwis are indirect. The answer to that is no. They are stupid and sly and wait for someone else to say the right thing then they all jump on the bandwagon.
Get it right you dopes. You have become so used to pandering to snotty little rich kids that you have lost the real spirit of enquiry.
and then Chris Laidlaw nods sagely like some old man of the mountain as he strokes your wisdom.
blerkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
and
why NZ is a sick country
HAMILTON COUNCIL spent $37,400,000 to stage a two day car race but they cant find $60,000 dollars for the rose garden.
what the f*ck is going on here. too much lead in the petrol or just low bandwidth.
this morning I was woken by an idiot on a horrible little tractor spraying the lawn next door. the gardener or so called gardener, he used to be a ladies hairdresser, asked me when he got the job what to do about the weeds in the lawn. I told him to fertilise it till the grass crowded out the broad leaf but no. 1 he was worried about the cost of the fert and 2 all he could see was the cost of the lawn mowing. most of the time he walks around with a spray back,. gardening with poison. see its no good unless you have an appliance. If you used a hoe then that would be manual labour and beneath his dignity but a spraypack with weedkiller then thats ok.
squirt squirt.
Its all wonked out.
that's why the BSA is rampant in the kiwifruit vines. squirt squirt squirt and then the feedback loop and it all turns to custard..
hey we showed 'em.
Radio New Zealand concert has had a fit. They have started to play decent music for a change.
I better shut up or they will go back to playing the worst sludge that you have ever heard. Of all the beautiful music in the world somehow they manage to play all the crap.
See. They have hired people who dont really know what they are doing on the assumption that they will learn on the job.
Not good enough.
and hey just received the copy of Flat-Pick country Guitar I ordered form amazon a while ago. $2 for the book and $16 postage. Hey that dont matter. Its the content that counts. Every novice picker needs this book. Yes Indeedy. Several really good tunes and a page on crosspicking. Nifty stuff. thank you Bucks County Folk Music Shop from Pennsylvania. You good guys!
this is the real deal!
now new Zealand has taken over that mantle for the whole world.
something has gone very wrong with the people here.
the whole country has become externally referenced. i.e. if I have a big car then I ama big guy.
everybody must have at least one machine that makes enough noise to piss of their neighbours.
everyone cant wait to go somewhere in a jet and gawp at others then come back and show everyone else the piccies.
I cant forget the bio of RAF hero Johnny Checketts who came back to New Zealand during the war then when he was due to return to the theatre of operations some egg pulled his orders because they thought he had enough glory.
that's new Zealand all over.
I listen to a linguist on the wireless yesterday morning retailing all this drivel about culture and psychology that was just plain wrong but because it fitted the persons weltanschaung then it went into the believe this garbage basket because I said so.
Hey look I'm not only a linguist but I'm an anthropologist and psychologist as well. Shit you may as well say I know everything.
And why don't you say something about the use of interrogatives. The whole country has become common. hasn't it.
Your thesis was that kiwis are indirect. The answer to that is no. They are stupid and sly and wait for someone else to say the right thing then they all jump on the bandwagon.
Get it right you dopes. You have become so used to pandering to snotty little rich kids that you have lost the real spirit of enquiry.
and then Chris Laidlaw nods sagely like some old man of the mountain as he strokes your wisdom.
blerkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
and
why NZ is a sick country
HAMILTON COUNCIL spent $37,400,000 to stage a two day car race but they cant find $60,000 dollars for the rose garden.
what the f*ck is going on here. too much lead in the petrol or just low bandwidth.
this morning I was woken by an idiot on a horrible little tractor spraying the lawn next door. the gardener or so called gardener, he used to be a ladies hairdresser, asked me when he got the job what to do about the weeds in the lawn. I told him to fertilise it till the grass crowded out the broad leaf but no. 1 he was worried about the cost of the fert and 2 all he could see was the cost of the lawn mowing. most of the time he walks around with a spray back,. gardening with poison. see its no good unless you have an appliance. If you used a hoe then that would be manual labour and beneath his dignity but a spraypack with weedkiller then thats ok.
squirt squirt.
Its all wonked out.
that's why the BSA is rampant in the kiwifruit vines. squirt squirt squirt and then the feedback loop and it all turns to custard..
Radio New Zealand concert has had a fit. They have started to play decent music for a change.
I better shut up or they will go back to playing the worst sludge that you have ever heard. Of all the beautiful music in the world somehow they manage to play all the crap.
See. They have hired people who dont really know what they are doing on the assumption that they will learn on the job.
Not good enough.
and hey just received the copy of Flat-Pick country Guitar I ordered form amazon a while ago. $2 for the book and $16 postage. Hey that dont matter. Its the content that counts. Every novice picker needs this book. Yes Indeedy. Several really good tunes and a page on crosspicking. Nifty stuff. thank you Bucks County Folk Music Shop from Pennsylvania. You good guys!
this is the real deal!
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