memo to david letterman

SAM

Hi Dave.

Big news today here in li'l ole noo zillun is how you  hate mitch romney because he has been on the leno show more than you????????

written by someone here in lil ole noo zillun who has never watched your show but is a secret republican.

the whole meedja in lil ole no zillun is made up of right wing dicky lickers scared of their own shadows and always looking for the main chance.

and they might report some secondhand nonsense about you in the news briefs as a side bar but in their heart of hearts they think they are above anything American anyway.

Ya get that Dave.

Later...

Its me again Dave.

Haven't had the teevee plugged in for a few days but I watched the interview with Barack Obama today.

he is agrat president Dave and the whole world is lucky to have him.

In Noo Zillun the press and the rest of the meedja try to do him down at every turn.

They just fox news suckasses!

hahahahahahahaha.

Netball.

congrats to the Silver Ferns.

Sock it to 'em!

and memo to Malcolm Jordan from Radio Sports.

It doesnt matter if you are right but the use of interrogatives is still dishonest, disrespectful and an invalid mode of argument.

Just because the National Party's consultants has encouraged all the party faithful to use them as a mark of distinction does not alter the dishonesty one iota.

and Simon Dallow

dropped one in right at the end of the news tonight

if he did it on purpose then shame on him.

if it was accidental then he should think about what he is saying.