Friday, January 13, 2012

sperm count








thats progress folks.
from sticks and fabric to machined metals.
from 70mph to 1600mph  in less than a hundred years.
meanwhile sperm count and quality in new zealand is going down.
no one reason I suppose.
but here is a list:
tight underpants, indiscriminate use of garden sprays, hormones in meat, leakage from plastic packaging, chemicals in fast food.
never mind.
me past child raising age.
its all over.
no trophy wife.
only consolations are music and philosophy.
Grady Martin one of the great ones.
He played in Marty Robbins' band for al his great hits.
thats when he wasn't in the Nashville studios where he played on over 5,000 singles.
He spent his last years in Willie Nelsons band and played on the masterpeice "Me And Paul".
It doesn't happen like that anymore.
HMMMMMMMMMM!

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