Thursday, January 30, 2014

New Improved "New" New Zealand... 20% more KEEWEE Powah





Grey Flannel hat full of teenage werewolves...
I soon realised I was turning into and ADVERTISING MAAAAAAN......
See now that the government is trying to divert Kiwis from the real issues they have once again raised the issue of a new flag for New Zealand and as per usual all the idiotes are jumping on the band wagon and think they know everything there is to know about advertising and brands and the whole kit and caboodle.
all sorts of jingoistic and noo noo headed nonsense. What they dont know is that when the noo noo heads at Coca Cola got too smart for their boots they nearly wrecked the whole brand.
As for Cath Tizard and her boosterism about modern New Zealand she should take a look around. Just because the yoof walk around with stuff stuck in their ears and you can donwload movies faster does not take away from the fact that New Zealand was built on the flag we have now and any proposed changes are the fantasies of people with the attention span of a flea!

Art For Arts Sake: Okay Lupinski. Gimme that Stradavarius or I'll stun ya into the pavement!!!!!
WTF?

Great to see Ben Harper get his Grammy for best album with "Get Up".
you know...like real music man.
Not somewhining gamine.
Saw him and Charlie Musselwhite doin' it on the teevee last night and they were hot hot hot.
Yayyyyyyyyyyyy.
And back here in lil ol New New Zealand there was absolutely no mention of any other category or the winners of the Grammys except the NewnewZealand entry.
Its time for Keewees to pull their heads out of their bums before the rest of the world sees us for the self absorbed stupid little gang of self obsessed bucolic idiotes we really are.
and 'idiotes' is a good old ancient greek word for the pains in th ebums that could only do for themselves.
Poor old Justin Bieber.
Feeling his oats. Trying to be a baaaaad boy. hmmmmmmm? always stuck up for him because he busked his way into the winners circle but unfortunately he doesn't seem to have the mental equipment to make the most of it and now he is carrying on like white trash that have struck it rich.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Just having money, new tuff stickas and an attitude does not make you a tough guy!

did you run away from home?
no.
I was on the back of a covered wagon and I fell off.
my home ran away from me!

When a true genius appears you will know him by this mark; the dunces are in confederacy against him.
Well when I used to volunteer for the now defunct left wing weekly "City Voice" the ad people loved me. I could walk into their office, condense the nub and turn a phrase and walk out without stopping.
The pseuds in the editorial dept hated me.
anyway the nit wits around here wont give me a start either.
They are so fucking jealous.
They want to cut off their noses to spite their faces!
Well they can all stick it up their arse.
I.m going home now to listen to the cricket, george jones and kitty wells and the definitive delta blues singers and they can stick it!

And later:
On the way home I came across all these cultural artefacts at the thrift store and I just had to come back and check them on e-bay.
Not really worth all that much but immensely satisfying to get some stuff from way back when.




ya cant catch meeeeeeee........

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