Sunday, December 18, 2016

brickbats and bouquets...

Merry Christmas to all and I hope you enjoy your dinner and xmas crackers.
If you find any shit jokes. i.e. not jokes about shit but just plain corny then mail to Duncan Garner at TV3 so he can read them out on the news or whatever the thing is he does.

Now if you going norf and want some tucker then see Josephine at Waiouru Z for a venison pie.
they are gooooooooooooood.

talking about arselicking.
the moron next door put on a display after lunch.
Our units were being inspected so to prove he is a "GARDNA" sic he got out his spray kit and for the first time in ten years and when the wind was up he went round spraying all the stuff that gives the place some character.
never mind the weeds in the drive or the plastic milk bottles and cans he had to be in the bosses eye.
look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
He has nearly fucked all the trees on the property.
all of them have dead branches poking through the canopy.
the poor kowhai at the main entrance has not got that much longer to go if he keeps it up. it is already showing sings of decay.

Memo to China.
now that you are not in the vanguard of the revolution is that why your cheap t-shirts are still cheap but nasty too.
they make my skin erupt and the racks at the Warehouse are never cleared!
its not just me.
if you cant make stuff properly then why bother at all?
are you now capitalist running dogs to the core?



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