Monday, January 18, 2021

time to cure new zealands neurosis...





 New Zealand has recently acquired a neurotic phobia concerning oak trees. To some they are the symbol of colonialism and therefore must be excised form the landscape and the mind.

This mindset must be turned around asap.

Oak trees provide timber and are fast growing. And the bonus is they  provide canopy cover for natives.

mindless attacks on a tree really show how smallminded and ignorant the proponents of this scourge really are.

soon there will be acorns everywhere. people must be encouraged to harvest them and begin to johnny appleseed the barren country that has been denuded for the sake of commerce and capitalism.

laid up topdressing aircraft can be used to spread acorns on scarred and trashed wastelands.

wise up!



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