what ya dont know won't hurt you

just had a little head to head with the mayor.
it ended in a blah fest.
he thinks if you go round and get everyone on the team then you will get there.
no.
basically ron is a dunce. maybe good at shooting wogs in the desert on contract but getting things done in the real world.nup..
all mayors in Carterton get captured by the realtors and thats that.
sure they strut around and look important but they never do anything except waste money.
our money.
any way ron said give me three names blah blah blah.
no!
he forgets I went to see him in his office and I gave him the plan then.
 instead he has gone up and rounded up a posse who do a lot of talking but nothing will ever change.
these are all people who have never made anything!
why didnt he listen properly in the first place.
he thinks I should give him the benefit of my professional qualifications for nothing.
you know. a big fat zero.
not likely.
he even wants me to play my guitar for him. for nothing.
well he gets a big fat salary and he wants everything else for nothing.
thats just cheap.
well here is one free one. Oman is the worlds number one supplier of frankincense.
use his connections and get some and repackage it here.
fucking dummy.

the first and the last...

Mr President. Hi Bo. I see the G.O.P. has gone into bachman turner underdrive?

Risque moment:  My mother made me a homosexual. Well if I gave her the wool will she make me one too?

I love the p.c. ban on stereotypes. It just means that instead of arguing from the general to the particualr then you can just pick them off one at a time.

My Bike. all the time I had it I never took the backing off the decals. damm.

some rotter pinched it.

Went to town this morning. very cold. no money. Just sing louder.

coffin corner: 

where cruising speed and stalling speed nearly meet. like at 80,000 ft in a U2 the cruising speed is about 603 knots and the stall is 613. just a brush from a sam will knock it right out.

errrrk.

the top 5 bob dylan albums of all time:

highway 61 revisited

nashville skyline

john wesley harding

blonde on blonde

another side of bob dylan

subterranean homesickblues

pat garrett and billy the kid

bob dylan

top 50 songs

ramona

like a rolling stone

desolation row

freight train blues

pretty peggy o

gates of eden

it takes a lot to laugh

I dreamed I saw St Augustine

my back pages

lay  lady lay

its all over now baby blue

positively fourth street

rainy day women nos 12 & 35

thats enough: and who was the geek writing in the dompost who couldnt handle rainy day women nos 12&35 ?

send your reply to Karl Du Fresne and the first corect entry gets a free trip and accomodation and dinner5 with Bob before his next concert anywhere in the world.

yahooooooooooo.

and.

leopardskin  pillbox hat

this wheels on fire

chimes of freedom

pledging my time

blah blah blah

just listen to the albums dude

it all peters out after john wesley harding  but never mind.

listen to glen campbell too and see if you can hear it in the wires and the whine.

bob had the greatest whine ever.

we now entering into a brave new world.

its all change whether its obvious or not especially if you cant remmeber the past.

do the monkey time baby

pleeeeeeze buy something off here!
I could do with the money!

the originals still the greatest!

The purpose of propoganda is not to persuade people to think otherwise but to check on who is following the party line.

Josef Stalin.

(scientific socialist).

when kruschev wanted to get rid of Zhukov he put him in a room with six women!

and now the viragos, shrews, haridans, harpies, whatever, have been liberated and we, that is all of us, supposedly have sexual equality and freedom but not to talk about it. sex that is. We can do it but we cant talk about it. we cant offer an opinion on anything or have a laugh in case they demean 'all' women.

this gives all the unsatisfied, neurotic, defeated women an unfair advantage to jump up and crucify one poor male. now that they are equal then they seem to think they can bash men up just because they dont like what they say.

so the question is this?

is there or are there any statistics collected by anyone on how many working hours are lost by menstruating women?

or aren't we allowed to know this?

there was a man from kent

whose thing was abnormally bent

to save himself trouble

he put it in double

and instead of coming he went.

the drunk ad on teevee.

who has seen the ad on teevee about the guy who got drunk and then gets the heart to heart from the wise maori boy.

this ad is a whole lot of codswallop. it in no way adresses the real question of alcholism. instead it relies on trying to brush it under the carpet.

that is co-dependency pure and simple and worst of all it enables the alcholic to keep drinking.

thats the kiwi way dudes.

and Dave you lummox. Paul and the gang are more than a walking jukebox.

they are just about the best band in the world at the moment, without a doubt, and dont forget it.

Mark richardson.
what a dork.
the dompost wasted more column inches on him yesterday.
he like jay leno; i.e. UNFUNNY.
he likes paul henry? and ? and ?
I dont care how many centuries he scored I wouldnt walk across the street to piss on him if he was on fire. and he never was the best cricketer new zealand produced.
he's got the platonic disease; i.e. he beleives he knows everything because he knows something.
and he relies on interrogatives all the time. as everyone knows this is disrespectful and dishonest.
Mulligan at least is a man of the people and funnily enough people like him.

Watched the rolling stones doco last night. Exile On Main Street. 5*****.
Then I went to town this morning and the mag shop had the latest rolling stone with the fifity best bob dylan songs.
Mick chose 'desolation row'. Mick must be reading my blog because he quoted the famous line:
you wouldnt think to look at him,
he was famous years ago,
for playing electric violin,
on desolation row.
hey Mick, just in case pleeze buy something off the amazon associates box. I need the money.

exile on main street

ya gotta pay ya dues if ya wanna sing the blues and ya know it dont come easy!

rugby blabber

rugby blabber: never read so much rubbish in my life as the blabber justin marshall trotted out in the dominion yesterday.  winning is a habit; false. rugby is a brand; false. just nonsense. look at the brumbies). the essence of a brand is that it never changes. i.e. a big mac is a big mac anywhere in the world. if that is all you have learned since you quit playing the game justin then you should go back to school and do some reading instead of trotting out this meaningless foam from the mouth.

ditto Bill aulett who has come to new zealand from MIT (home of moaning noam) to read our watches and tell us what time it is. aulett compares rugby players to entrepreneurs when they are just overgrown boys playing a game for money and with a big insurance premium in case they get injured. the reason they are lauded in new zealand is because those people who think they are a big deal are infantilised. New zealand is almost totally infantilised. just listen to the premier radio station RNZ. all the announcers use interrogatives and are not capable of listening to anyone because they are too busy telling the interviewee what they have learned about them. there is no curiosity nor sense of wonder. just a burning desire to be RIGHT, IMPECCABLE and IMMACULATE. just like a second hand car. thats the standard of comparison round here mate.

further I take issue with Aulett that innovation brings job growth. more blabber. what brings job growth is looking for comparative advantage. thats not competititve advantage dummies. comparative advantage is looking for the thing that you can make the most money doing. but being a kiwi of course then you have to re-invent the wheel or devise something hdiously complicated and expensive and stupid.

every business in new zealand is up against it. there is an opportunity cost to switching horses.

and memo to Bill aulett; I spent 7 years studying economic and busines history with the certificate and I cant get  a job.

work that one out bright boy!
and the dykes going crazy in sweden?
trying to eliminate gender. time for a new sexual canute.
lesbianism has psychogentic basis in an unconscious  desire to spite the father.
being unsonscious it needs dynamic therapy to expose it but meanwhile the dykes still pushing their ridiculous line and trying to make the world conform to their wishes. i.e. self will run riot.
good old alasdair thompson. to hell with discussing it with some rabid ballbusters in a bored meeting. just call in the lawyers and get ya bread and get out. nice one dude.
not very happy with microsoft at the moment. first they shut down windows live then when I closed my account and started a new one and didnt use it for a while it appears that they have issued my new password to a chain of brothels and now I cant use it. and they are being dishonest about why I cant sign in.
thjat loses you a heck of a lot of goodwill dudes.
michelle bachman is a flake. another one booker. they say they dont believe in government but they want to be in there.
they say they want to cut spending but it always rises under a republican administration. why?
Its alla lot of baloney to impress simpletons and I guess it works.
This 'I' is not in love with Diana and I resent the dompost telling 'We' that I am. I am a monarchist and I went to see Diana and Charles on their first visit to Wellington but in love with her, noooooo. she a nice girl but not a love object.
dont forget. stones on Primetv tonight.

played a naughty trick on the arty set last wednesday. took my jackson down to the open mike night. tuned it before I left. the cold night put it right out when I plugged it in. the dude on the CONTROLS said I couldnt play but I say it all right on the night. hohoho. hey hey my my sounded all right even when it was out of tune. the jury of old maori guys up the front gave me the laugh. they know a trick when they see one. umm hear one?
anyway just saw one of peter jacksons nieuports fly over with another unameable homebuilt. neiuports are ugly. spads and fokker d7's are much better.
they look businesslike.
correction: new zealand is not a land fit for jan prestons. I meant gaylene prestons. Jan can play the piano, properly, gaylene just makes stupid movies that waste money and all the noo noo head women gawp over and think they are great when they are just colossal piles of dross that shorten the lives of the chilean miners who have to go 9,000 meters underground to dig up the silver for idiots to make an infantile  mess with.
I mean amazon doesn't even have "Ngati" in stock but the other wastes of space and cinematic junk have top billing. why is this?
ya get that.
sorry I missed the slut walk in wellingotn on sunday. why weren't they at church? I should have gone and picked out a couple to take home for fun later.
paul henry is a dick isnt he. he cant shut up can he.
its all about him isnt it.
he thinks he's shit hot doesnt he?
any one who uses inteerogatives all the time is dishonest and disrespectful aren't they.
paul henry uses interrogatives all the time so he is dishonest and disrepectful isnt he?
he just like the announcers on Radio nz isnt he?
they use interrogatives all the time too dont they.
they are dishonest and disrespectul too aren't they.
YES.