Thursday, February 22, 2018

noise and nuts...

New Zealand is riddled with noise.
Motorbikes
cars
leafblowers
angle grinders
jetskis
chainsaws.
outboard motors
if you have a small penis then you can buy something that will make everybody around you deaf in five minutes.
then you dont have to listen to yourself or your wife after she made you get your nuts cut off.
qed.

nuts
no give or take in New Zealand.
East coast of north island steep and erosion prone.
now is the time new zealand is rolling in acorns
get the kids out there and bag themup.
get the gubmint to provide money and oversow these hills with acorns.
simple.
I ma sure there are a few topdressing firms with downtime.
as soon as they are established then plant natives underneath.
oh sorry.
the metric does not provide for any profit.
shit.
then do nothing
thats the kiwi way!







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