Friday, December 2, 2011

Gods Own Country








not much charity here mate.
all week Leighton smith of newstalk zb has been denigrating the candidates for the New Zealand Labour Party Leadership. Thats when he is not denigrating Helen Clarke, the United Nations and the President of the United States, Barack Obama. 
Obama is like a hair shirt to the creeps in New Zealand. He is black and he is president.
Nice one Bo. keep it up.
This leighton smith 'article' (as in loathsome article)  is also against climate change. 
like all uneducated posers he has gone out and gathered a collection of anti-climate change posturing, put it all together and claims that it constitutes an argument against.
New Zealand is suffering at the moment from a bunch of overweight right wing mouthpieces in the media who want the tories to win so that they are not cut off from their supplies of free food and free ass licking.
no wonder they are so vociferous.
Plus they are drongos to boot.
What did we do to deserve this combination of gobstuffers to rule over us?

'sausagerollus slimeballus'

Local Stuff
Local Stuff



some of the shopkeepers in the north end are really pissed off. Somebody decided to beautify Carterton by cutting down two trees in Broadway. Well they might have been dysfunctional in the rose bed but they kept the sun off the buildings and the new residents are going to sweat it.
The roses surely do look nice but like all roses they fade away and are only good for a season.
Still it looks good and thats all that matters to some people. You know. The ones that cry out for authenticity but cant admit that Carterton is a cow town. Pigs too.
somebody told me yesterday that I should shut Up because the experts in cutting down trees had all been to university and were scientists.
well I have been to university too and have a degree in philosophy specialising in the philosophy of science and I can make those scientists jump through hoops any time I want to.
You dont need a degree to cut down a tree.
all you need is a desire to fell the of the chainsaw and the exercise of your will to cut something down that is bigger than you.
Dig.
Used the dunny at the Carterton Events Centre this morning. The stalls for the urinals are so skinny that you really cant get up to the urinal and you are more or less forced to just aim and hope and pray that you don't piss on the floor.
The squats are off too. The toilet roll dispenser is so close to the seat that one cannot sit properly while doing ones business.
??????????????
and there is still no clock or desks in the library.
You can sit there looking glamorous in the lounge chairs but you cant actually do any study.
But hey it looks good.
Thats what counts.
ISNT IT?

Next door isn't looking too hot either.
They just lashed out on two very expensive park benches and haven't made a proper base for them. They just stuck there at an awkward angle so nobody can use them properly. But hey they don't even look good.
The gardener, who has a ride on mower and a spray pack has poisoned the whole of the hedgerow and now there is just this ugly looking brown strip.
And he put in a border with the wrong variety of lavender.
and when he eavesdropped and heard me talking about a bench he put one in next week where there was no shade.
what the fuck goes on around here?
I bet the garden shop owner was filled with glee when the rube came along and took all his stock of camphorous yuck.
Ho hum and so it goes.
If I Have a ride on mower then I must be a gardener and if I have the JOB then I know everything and what I dont know isn't worth knowing.

and update.
he slimed over to my place last week and invited me to the christmas party.
then on the day I went out beforehand and cam back to find a note on my door saying invited guests only!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so much for the Carter Society claiming to be Christians.


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