Monday, May 27, 2013

The Big Shag...










Cyd Charisse
Hello out there...
Is there anyone out there?
Went to town this a.m. and it was freezing.
there was a big Shag at the waters edge of the Waignawa as we crossed the bridge so the fishing must have been good.
it was on the rise.
the river that is.



Grabbed The Passionless People Revisited from the CDC Library yesterday and I couldnt put it down.
Criminal Minds and Castle went past in a blur.
I saved a couple of chapters for tonight!
He has the narrow mean spiritied anti intellectuall conformist ignorati of New Zealand down to a T.
The chapters on meetings and dispnsers of government patrongae were a scream. edvard munch or franz kafka style if ya no whaddimean.
It made me laugh this a.m. as I waited to go out.
I was listneing to 9-n00n and the PM's science advisor was on talking about the science challenge fund.
I was waiting for Kathryn Ryan Ryan to ask him how much the Challenge Governing Group was being paid to attend meetings but she never did. !!!!!!!!teee heee.
anway time for a new segment as Dave would say;
CHICKS IN THE MEDIA
Jude: I gotta girl named bony moronie.
Linda hallinan; hip maybe, hot yeah, happening nah. (married)
Ingrid Hipkiss; medium rack, show us ya rock.
Alison Mau; nice in paisley but needs a headband for the whole effect
Wendy Petrie; straight from the horses mouth
Robyn Malcolm; shake your monay makahhhhhhh...

BTW Dave Letterman: I hope Felicia is coming back.

Mr O.
keep up the good work
if necessary give the press a few slaps
they need it
they have been to the best schools  all right but in the big washup they dont know anything.
Strange but true.
and
they been doing a lot of unflattering pics of you here lately.
they are slavish followers of any old crap that the GOP peddles.
In the local mind the Dems are akin to red hot commies and they have to do you down at every turn.
more pinheaded stuff.

Like dude why dont the  rozzers do something about the boy wussers in the widerapper?
hmmmm.
that seems to be a tricky question.
anyway they are just sneaks and now that they have had their wings trimmed in Masterton they sneak off to Eketahuna and make a real mess of everything.
they need their arses wiped and their clocks cleaned if ya nowaddiemean

Walking past ARROWFM at lunchtime and there was real country music oming out of their pavement speaker.
Tony Florrance doing a crackerjack job keeping the flame burning!

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