Saturday, July 12, 2014

mee goddah mowdarbike...

Lovely day today.
Bit grey but nice and warm.
My little solar powered waving flower going flat out even with no direct sunlight.
what do you know?

do you remember the old capping mag joke about the guy with a very small penis.
he was having it off with this sheila and she looked at it and said," who do you think you are going to satisfy with that".
"me", he replied.
Obviously he wasn't a new zealander.
they all have small dicks.
must be something to do with the crap food they eat and you can tell also by looking at the arrangement of the front teeth.
anyway kiwis dont get better they get even.
It is no surprise that in Vietnam that kayonedoubleyewone was US Marine Corps  slang for a complete idiot.
See there is a societal vector in NZ that is completely infantilised and combined with their small things they take refuge in toys and noise.
See if I can make a big noise then I "MUST" have a big thing by association.
No so.
You are just a kid with an adults machine who doesn't know or care about anyone or anything else except his small thing and his big engine and pissing everyone else off because not only did your parents feed you crap they also made you shit on the pot on demand and you have spent the rest of your life trying to get revenge.
yettttttttttttttttcccccchhhhhh...

anyway
in the meantime
its all ticking along nicely.
 sports
politics
nutbars
you name it.
its fun.
the thing is the current civilisation and culture is in its death throes.
the new generations will have new problems.






the first thing the government must do after the general election is legalise cannabis.

memo to the boss.
Barack Obama
Hi Bo.
Just wanna say that if you getting out and about.
nice work if you can get it.
Lets see some shouts from the southside of Chi.
You'll have to bone up (hehe)on Muddy Waters and Micahel Bloomfield.
dont forget Freddie King and Elmore James.

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