Monday, October 26, 2015

along a came a nitwit...

Labour day.
every home handyman in NZ gets out their chainsaw, leaf blower, vintage bulldozer what have you to scare up a big noise.
The last thing they want to do is listen to themselves because mostly they are empty vessels.

Yesterdays rag continued...
Ellen Dgeneris on coming out.
Her subconscious told her to.
Well among real practitioners there is no such thing as a subconscious.
It is unconscious, pre-conscious, consciousness.
sub conscious is one of those blabber words that mean nothing but convey the impression of a deeper level of understanding.
nah.
people coming out on showbiz TeeVeee are consciously making advertisements for themselves for more meat.
Inverts are never satisfied because they are looking for themselves and dont know how to find them so they just invent blather to disguise their ignorance and their appetites


Self will run riot
Some egg with a very large dog parked it outside the most popular junk shop in town. TWICE.
be scared very scared of myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy dog.
yeah right.
what a hero.

While on the subject of nitwits I must mention the kidiot  nitwit who decided to TIDY up our units.
The surrounds were full of annuals that announced spring and gave colour over the summer even if they harboured wildlife over winter!!!!!!!
Now they are just grey gravel pits full of catshit!


And the macmoron  from next door turned up on labour day so he could badger the old folks about the world cup.
He didn't last long.
someone must have put a flea in his ear.

Mermaids tears.
The oceans are becoming overloaded with plastic particulates extruded from the products made to delude women that they are becoming more beautiful.
Well borogoves will stop being mimsy and the slithy toves will cease to gyre and gimbal in the wabe and mirror  mirror on the wall you will just be the same as you started but the oceans that give us life and sustenance will be foul and fucked.

So you see we can look back at history and disentangle the forces that produced events and try and extrapolate to the future but the big picture is so big that we cant see the wood from the trees.

Can we.

Radio Sport.
You must really think your audience are stupid when you continually use interrogatives that are dishonest and disrespectful.
Dont you.

hooooh.
That was a biggy.



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