Saturday, February 25, 2012

Media Watch and Aline Kominsky Crumb

Super 15

Great to see the highlanders get a win.
Most unexpected.
Sorry to see the Hurricanes getting penalised off the field.
They musta rilly rillly annoyed the refereee.
go boys.
Dont take a backward step.
If you are right then you are right.
However dont end up like the Norm Hewitt era hurricanes.
Figuring that you cant win so get boorish
Play for pride guys.
Black Caps. You nearly there boys.
Just do some research on them.
I figure the easiest way to rattle them is adopt a faux seth african accent and piss them off.
Hohohohoho.
Americarnanana...
those oafs figure they paint old glory on the side of their shaggin waggins and make as much noise as they like.
Nanananananananananana.

How about this from Aline Kominsky Crumb:
little by little our world had been transformed by the wealthy “REDNECKS” who had built giant Mcmansions on the hilltops all around us.
Each pretentious “CASTKLE” had a different style: there was the Ponderosa, the Swiss Chalet, the fake stone medieval fort, the Meidterranean Hacienda, Addams Family Victorian, and the post modern Police Station look, complete with a yard layed out like a helicopter pad.
The ugliness and the noisy dust producing vehicles drove made us increasingly cranky. Many people had their own bulldozers and tractors.
ON weekends they would lapse into 'vehicular behaviour syndrome', a kind of motorised mania where they would bulldoze, dig and scrape the land, and then race down th hills in pick ups, 4x4's and dirt bikes finishing off with a little chainsawing, roto tilling and weedeating before dinner.
It gets uglier. Read the book.
Sounds like round here but the in thing in the suburbs is poisoning everything.
Dont bend over and pulla weed.
thats for peasants.
Spray it with something you bought from the garden shop.
New Zealand is rapidly turning into the POIsoned Country.
Very sad.
And whats even worse they call themselves gardeners.

Radio New Zealand Media Watch.
Really embarrassing this morning.
Colin Peacock ended every second sentence with an interrogative and it was vey hard to know if he was asking a question or telling the interviewee what he/she, that is the interviewee, thought.
If you are going to carry on like tha then why bother interviewing anyone.
Just write some sort of script and then we wont have to listen to the constanly annoying, didn't yous, and aren't theys, wont theys, will we?
Chris Laidlaw just as bad.
Looking for rancour and hatred at every turn.
What is wrong with that manHe has the interrogative disease badly too. Doesn't he?

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