Wednesday, September 14, 2011

new zealand shows the world

David Letterman
Hi Dave
hows Ruperts singing lessons going?
Right now Dave we here in New Zealand are having the Rugby World Cup where we Kayonedoubleyewones show the world how good we are at organising world class events (we really are)
not
all they have done since the opening night is squable and tear each other up and invoke emergency powers al over a game and getting pissed before during and after r*gby world cup matches. I mean it could be stock cars or drgsters but no its r*gby and us Kayonedoubleyewones are really showing the world what a bunch of idiot drongos we rilly rilly are.
you should be here Dave.everyone is haveing a good time. yeah yeah yeah.
If ya want the skinny go and see Helen clark over at the united nations. she knows Dave. she rilly rilly does.
So the political debate in NooZillun is set each morning by the policy wonks and the slave clones in the press bitching at each other on the blogs.
no personalities, just stuff that they make up.
if you break away from the bunch then they send some handy dudes around or about to catch you out somewhere and give ya the bash.
its sort of like the Grapes Of Wrath in slow motion and lower iq's if you can work that out. neanderthal!
For real Dave. If ya step over their line then watchout.
I might have to do a makutu and evil eye some of the shits. Hocus pocus loco parentis jackie onassis dino de laurentis.

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